Archive | June, 2011

Gypsy Caravans

25 Jun

A shadow passed the window, and I looked up to see a gypsy caravan moving slowly up the lane toward the manor. It was the horse-drawn kind, and I could hear cheerful voices coming from the front as it receded from view.

“I hope they don’t come and knock on the door,” said Bunty. “I’ll have to buy pegs.”

“You could always say no thanks,” I pointed out.

“Have you met me?” asked Bunty.

And it is true that the gatehouse is awash with clothes pegs and trinkets and Watchtower magazines which Bunty has obediently accepted from every passing touter who has knocked on the gatehouse door.

As it turned out, the gypsy caravan wasn’t occupied – yet. Our neighbours at the manor are setting up a Bed & Breakfast, in the form of three gypsy caravans in a meadow. The one I saw moving up the lane was being delivered.

The caravans will overlook this field where the manor people keep their sheep. Had I arrived here earlier, I might have photographed the shearing process. These fleeces felt downy-soft, and warm from the unexpected sunshine.

I had come up the lane to photograph what was inside the stable near this field. Our neighbours had earlier invited me to open the top half of the door and take a look, so I did. A hen peered up at me quizzically. She was sitting in what will be a shower room, once the stable is converted into day rooms for the caravaners

As I watched, two chicks sprouted, as if by magic, from the hen’s plumage. They eyed me and cheeped several times, before returning to their sanctuary beneath her wings.

Cycling home with my cache of photographs, I  pondered how little space such treasures take up – and yet they contain so many memories. I knew Bunty would be relieved that I had bought no more pegs. I had bought half a dozen eggs, though.

Crested Thingamajig

12 Jun

Ten thousand years ago, the last ice age came to an end, and meltwater ran into valleys forged by glaciers, bringing nutrient-rich silt down from the mountains. These valleys transformed into lush river habitats, perfect places for our nomadic ancestors to begin to farm. The final glacier of this period melted into the valley that became Loch Lomond. You could say that the last ice age ended at our doorstep… or a few miles from it, anyway.

Ten thousand years on, the glacial valley in which we live remains lush, with the Forth River winding between fields full of crops and livestock that thrive on the rich soil. We are having a wet summer, and the rains have produced a lot of grass for silage-making.

What you can’t see in that picture are the large flocks of birds running and flying in front of the tractors, presumably capturing invertebrates disturbed by the harvesting. Or are they after something else? They stuck around for a few days after this harvest. Here they are the day after, when there were no piles of grass to hide them:

The rooks and black-headed gulls I had expected to see, but the herring gulls were a surprise. I had not seen herring gulls in the area until this week. Another unusual sight was the crested thingamajig. It looks familiar, like I ought to know what it is, but I don’t. I’m sure, though, that several of my readers will immediately be able to tell me its name!

Crested thingamajig

Sorry about the quality, but remember that you can click on the photos to view them in more detail.

It pleases me to watch the ways in which the wild things follow the cycles of agricultural life, and how the agricultural activities follow the cycles of weather and insect. It makes me think about the biodiversity here: how rich it is, and how well wilderness and cultivation can blend if we allow them to.



Thank you, dear readers, for informing me that the thingamajig is a lapwing, otherwise known as a peewit.

Following a link about the bird sent to me by Cloudhopper, I have also learned that the RSPB (UK bird charity) owns a farm. “Run as a commercial enterprise,” says its website, “we use Hope Farm to give hands on demonstrations of how farming can benefit birds and other wildlife without farmers losing income.”

Now, that’s what I like to see.

Mrs Broccles

8 Jun

I stroked Broccles goodbye, leaned close to his oversized ear and told him I loved him. With heavy heart, I left the veterinary hospital without him, quashing the thought that I might never see him again.

At teatime we had realised he had not moved from beside the back door for hours. We found his eyeball swollen to a frightening size, and the white sliver within it looked big and messy, as though it had exploded inside his eye. Crusty leakage congealed on his fur. It smelled rotten. While I called the vets, Bunty placed the pet carrier in front of him and he stepped in as though he had been waiting for it. (He had been to the vet a few times already about his eye.)

“He’s obviously in a great deal of pain,” said the vet. “It looks like it’s time to make the decision to remove the eyeball. Leave him with us tonight so that we can monitor him and keep his pain levels down.”

So we did.

Good night, Broccles

The vet promised us an emergency consultation with a specialist who could provide more informed advice. She tracked down an opthalmologist and a rabbit specialist. They were at Glasgow University, and the following morning, Bunty and I collected Broccles and drove straight there. Broccles was dopey from his painkillers and his eye looked awful, but I was overjoyed to see him safe and alive.

A clutch of gangly students stood in a semicircle while the rabbit specialist examined Broccles and questioned us. Every so often he made a terrible pun, and the students laughed politely. Then they all trooped off with him to the opthalmologist’s room, where Broccles had his eye checked out. Bunty and I waited edgily in the consulting room, listening to feet passing to and fro outside. I grew increasingly anxious, and by the time the party returned, I was spoiling for a fight.

I had a long and pointless argument with the rabbit specialist about what may or may not have caused Broccles’s problem, and what shape his cataract used to be. We drew diagrams at each other to drive our points home. He maintained his good humour and his terrible puns, and answered my every question fully, using the proper terminology and not dumbing it down. He gave me as much time as I needed to vent. The students started to wilt.

Waiting to see the specialist

I asked if Broccles could have a drink, and there was a sudden scramble to action as the students, finally given something to do, all rushed off to fetch him a small bowl of water. He drank some, and tossed his ears perkily at them. I began to feel hopeful.

The upshot was that Broccles’s lens had ruptured and his eye needed removing, but to remove it safely the swelling had to be reduced. The specialist prescribed a pharmacopoeia for Broccles. He was pleased when I chose injections over oral dosing.

“Oral dosing can unduly stress a rabbit,” he opined. Certainly, Broccles goes into a wild panic when his mouth is fiddled with. The specialist told me I could buy the medications there at Glasgow, but I would save money by buying from my own vets. He called them to make sure they had them in stock, and we stopped on the way home, to pick them up.

There had been a miscommunication. They didn’t have all the meds. They only had the antibiotic – the oral version. Dosing Broccles with it was a punishment for us both. In two days, he had had only a few mouthfuls of food and water, and now he was putting his last ounces of strength into fighting me when he should have been resting. It made me weep.

I had nothing to give him for the pain. For most of the night, he sat upright on the hearth, his body rigid, his ears set in a Y-shape. He has lop genes, and his ears normally stick out sideways like aeroplane wings. Every so often, he visited his food bowl or the array of salad I had laid out for him, tried to nibble, and gave up. His droppings were becoming infrequent, tiny and black. Then they stopped altogether. Googling told me that this is a very grave sign indeed: if his digestive system stops moving, a rabbit can die in a matter of hours.

At 5 a.m. I called the emergency vet for advice. She had not treated Broccles, but she had heard the other vets talking about him, and so she knew who I was without asking. She told me that how long a rabbit takes to die from not eating depends on the rabbit, but that I could try feeding him water and liquid food with a syringe. (Oh please, not that!) She offered the thought that, with his condition, he might die anyway, regardless of appetite. As forms of reassurance go, that was the worst I’d ever heard.

I forced a syringeful of water into him, and sat with him until the surgery opened.

“I’m sorry I wasn’t available when you came for his medicines”, said his usual vet. She provided me with everything Broccles needed, all in syringes for me to inject. I was missing just one medicine: anti-inflammatory eye drops. It was such a relief to have painkillers for Broccles. Fifteen minutes after a dose, his ears went floppy and he stretched out on the floor. We plied him with every kind of food we could think of, in the hope that he would try something. Eventually, when I brought a birch branch into the house, he immediately began to eat the leaves off it. Interestingly, birch leaves contain acetylsalicylic acid, the precursor to aspirin – an anti-inflammatory.

With the eye drops, everything changed. The swelling went down. He stopped needing painkillers. He started eating, and frolicking after the cats, and playing in the garden. At each of his subsequent check-ups, the vets were astounded.

“I never would have believed it”, they kept saying.

Waiting for his last check-up

The receptionist began to recognise me and greet me when I arrived at the surgery.

“Hello, Mrs Broccles”, she called out cheerily. “Take a seat.”

I sat there giggling to myself for a long time. The receptionist was embarrassed, but I liked being called Mrs Broccles.

Provided you don’t fiddle with his mouth, Broccles is the perfect patient. I would show him his medication, tell him it was time for his injection or eye drops, and he’d lie down with his chin on the ground and let me dose him.

Yesterday was his fourteenth and last eye consultation. An examination showed no sign of abcess, infection or ocular pressure: it is as healthy as it can be. He will always be blind in it, but he won’t need it removed.

Here he is getting his booster vaccination for myxie, with happy aeroplane ears and a small ghost in his eye.